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theSOCIAL BITCHES

A confident woman in a black blazer with her arms crossed, smirking at the camera

We call them
sentence
enhancers.

Marketing for women doing the damn thing

Classy. A little sassy. Done with brands that sound like a dentist's waiting room.

Drop a coin

Every bad word buys you something good

Pick a word and pay the jar. We'll show you what you just bought.

A glass jar with a gold lid, stuffed with crumpled dollar bills and coins

In the jar: $0

Branding & design

A damn good first impression

Colors, fonts and a look people remember. We build you a brand kit that makes the first glance do the selling.

Brand color swatches, a phone and a notebook on a dark desk

Damn good branding

Nice brands finish unnoticed.

Your customers scroll past polite businesses all day. We help you sound like a person with a pulse, and look like one too, so the right ones stop scrolling, laugh out loud, and pick up the phone.

A shop owner laughing behind her counter at dusk

Ads that kick ass locally

The customer you want lives ten minutes away.

She just doesn't know you exist yet. We fix that with local ads, good content and follow-up that doesn't feel like a robot wrote it. You get the people nearby in your door, and a clear look at what it took to get them there.

You call them swear words. We call them sentence enhancers.

The editors, on their language

Black and white photo of four friends laughing on a couch

We've done the boring crap too

We've packed the orders, run the events and done the taxes for our own companies. So yes, we swear a little. We also know what it takes to keep the doors open, and we'd rather spend your time on the part that brings people in.

Love, the Bitches

Three steps, no polite nonsense

  1. Spill it

    You tell us what's working and what's making you want to scream. We pick the plan.

  2. Dress it up

    We build your brand, your channels, your emails and your ads, then show you first.

  3. Run it

    We run it, watch the numbers and fix what's slow. You run your business.

How big is your jar?

Sample pricing for this demo.

The Tip Jar

$1,500 one time

A brand kit, a social makeover and one strategy session.

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The Mason Jar

$2,500 a month

Monthly content, email campaigns and a call about your numbers.

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The Whole Damn Jar

$4,500 a month

Everything in The Mason Jar, plus paid ads and weekly check-ins.

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Say it to our faces

Tell us about your business. Swearing is free on this form.